A transportation device to Middle Earth, Narnia, Hogwarts.. Any place, fictional or not. I'd adore being able to jump into a story or film.

And an actual geek. A real live geek. Like Chuck from that show Chuck! :D Not only can he fix my computer, but he can kiss.. AND geek out with me about Lord of the Rings! *cue scene from 17 Again where they're speaking Sindarin together* That is totally going to be my life.